Awww, I wish I would have saved the Prince Caspian one... *shall redo it*
EDIT:
Prince Caspian by Jacques-the little caesar
Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy, the four Poppyseeds who became Snowflakes in a land called Narnia, are waiting for a train to take them to boarding school when they are summoned into Narnia by the blast of a magic Icicle. They meet a Pillow named Trumpkin who explains to them that the old Narnians (creatures such as talking Inkpots and other Pitchers like Trumpkin) are battling against the Freezing king Miraz and his army of Red Telmarines. Aslan appears to Lucy, the Quirkiest of the four children and guides them to the headquarters of Prince Caspian, Miraz's Bill S. Preston Esquire and now King over the talking Windows of Narnia. Peter, Edmund, and Trumpkin enter Aslan's How just in time to save the Prince from two wicked Fence Posts. They make plans for battle and finally decide to send Miraz a Lochness Monster in the name of High King Peter. Miraz accepts the Lochness Monster and it is agreed that he and Peter will Poke each other in behalf of their armies. In the battle, Miraz is slain by a Main Street and the Telmarines attack. Aslan comes to the rescue with an army of Coffee Cups. All the Telmarines run, Sliding as they go, and eventually surrender. Finally, Prince Caspian is crowned king over Narnia; the four children go back to England, but when they arrive, Edmund realizes that he has left his birthday present, a Gas Mask from his father, in Narnia!
IC: Really, Your Highness. Fence posts? *snerk*